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you ever wake up hung over and stumble into your bathroom only to find a large wet canadian flag hanging from your shower? do you then start to piece together a night of the largest drinking game ever assembled? perhaps there were a couple dozen people playing a 7 round best of 7 series of flip-cup? perhaps nearing the end of the game, after going through a few 30 packs of beer, things started to get out of hand? perhaps somehow everyone spontaneously jumped in the pool with all their clothes on? maybe there were a few who didnt wanna go in but were dragged kicking and screaming? maybe the game kept going but with full beers each round? maybe the huge collection of empty beer cans started getting thrown at one another? perhaps dave-o didnt respond to that very well and threw one at your head? or maybe that was because you horked in his cup the previous round? maybe one particular young boy, proudly wearing his canadian flag like a cape, participated in one too many rounds of flip-cup? perhaps he chugs a full beer and then immediately feels a glorious rise within his stomach? did he luckily flip the cup in one swift move and then make his way to the edge of the balcony and projectile puke his chicken fingers, fries, and copious amount of ‘tooheys new’ beer over the side? did some onlookers estimate the distance somewhere between 3 to 4 metres?

or is that just me?