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the more i look at this, the more i like it. we get all the cool cities, new york, los angeles, san francisco, seattle, boston, detroit (well maybe not detroit… but they did produce the stooges, mc5, stevie wonder, madonna, the white stripes, the yeah yeah yeahs and uhh eminem and kid rock, so its not all bad). and what would we lose? bush, the rednecks, the neocons, the churchies, and texas. florida is a bit of a disappointment, but we’ll let them keep something. we’ll split up the military and we’ll just dispose of the weapons we get and disband the troops. we’ll take our half of the space budget and spend it on getting rid of homelessness. we’ll have no tax cuts for the rich and spend the tax money on aids relief for africa. lets start a petition to make the united states of canada, or canamerica, or what have you.

le revolution! gay marriage and timbits for everyone!