May 24, 2005

the napoleon dynamite iiiiiddddiot of the week award goes to:

The Parents Television Council - do you really not understand the concept of a controversy? i bet the makers of the new paris hilton commercial (click here for ‘extra racy’ version, now with more ho-bag!) actually dropped a copy of the video off at your office with a note that says ‘please make a big deal of this, its good for business’. and you did. now a million more people will see the video because you put up a fuss over it. same thing that happened to farenheit 911. same thing that happened to passion of the christ. you’re kind of doing the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you’re trying to accomplish.

IIIDDDDIOT!



May 23, 2005

the white stripes are better than led zeppelin, but probably not quite as good as the beatles.
maybe with time.

christmas came early for this little candy striper*, as i finally got my grubby little e-hands on the new white stripes album, get behind me satan (download here). i was searching for this album up to 3 times a day for the last couple weeks, and then i come home from camping and boo yah. i would write some sort of review if i felt it necessary, but i dont need to convince you of its worth. its money. dont check it out. i dare you.

if there’s any musical justice, instinct blues will be their next single and become legendary. like stairway to heaven legendary**. they dropped the ball on releasing ball and biscuit as a single, but i have faith that that wont happen again.

ok fine, if you’re at all hesitant, check out the video for blue orchid. then remember to always trust me.

* good thing i read this over before posting, or it would have been candy stripper. which is actually quite intriguing.
** oh man im sounding like one of those ‘its the best movie/album in the history of time!’ guys… i just really like the white stripes. they’re real good. listen to them please.



camping and crafty canadian campaigning

always the unofficial start to the summer, good ol may two four was actually quite sunny this year, a welcome change from the tornado warning of last year and the hail storm of the year before. i wouldnt say that we are good campers, in the sense that we’re big pussies and we have lots of luxuries, but i’d definitely say we are REAL GOOD at our style of camping. im talking plenty of hammock naps, inebriated ultimate frisbee*, toddler sized bags of cheesies, steadily throwing said cheesies at jonny for 8-10 minutes until he snapped, whistle dogs**, campfire sing-a-longs, early afternoon drunken bingo with 60 year olds with names like gladys and martha who were not at all fooled by our coffee mugs with rye and ginger, giving your good friend tab the new nickname ‘cunt scab’, tricking jonny*** to drink almost every round in ‘chase the ace’, being flabbergasted**** when the cell-phone-and-techno-music guys from across the road came over to sing along to wonderwall, my gimp friend dan fresh from seeing dubya speak at his graduation the day before show up at about 3 in the afternoon, drink somewhere in the neighbourhood of 12-14 coronas, sleep it off with a nap at the campfire, and then drive home at 3 am. what a trooper. oh and of course, no camping would be complete without unholy amounts of beer. i think 5 coolers full.

*which is pretty much SUPER ULTIMATE frisbee
** hot dogs with bacon and processed cheese if you didn’t get the memo
*** also given a new nickname: shitty
**** yes. flabbergasted.

the only downside was packing up at 7am in the rain this morning. oh, and being so drunk and rocking out to freebird SO HARD that there is now a chunk of my thumb missing. thats way beyond playing till your fingers bleed, suck it bryan adams. i dont know what it is about skynyrd and gettin back to my dirtball roots, but man i was givin her.

if i wasnt so slack with this blog i would have commented more in-depthly (?) on the whole belinda/budget vote shindig, but its all so last week now. however, i did go to a conference on homelessness (they were showing my documentary) in toronto on the day of the vote, and watching a movie about street nurses and squalid shelters and people freezing to death on the streets and then hearing the street nurse talk about how important it was that the budget pass since it has those ndp additions which include affordable housing funding, made me that much more happy that the budget passed. hopefully they follow thru. god bless the ndp. and glad to have you aboard belinda, too bad about your boyfriend though:



May 10, 2005

dont you hate being early?

being early for class is the worst. sometimes there’s a class in there that hasnt finished up and you feel like a total douche. sometimes you’re waiting so long that you start thinking maybe you messed up your schedule. and then sometimes, you find out that you’re actually 27 days early for class. here’s me, all bright eyed and bushy tailed, with my packed lunch and my fresh stationary supplies, ready for my first day of summer school. after waiting for about 30 minutes, we find out that intersession has 2 parts, and my class is in the second half, thus not starting till june 6. least there were a couple others who made the same mistake.

you seen that labatt blue commercial about ‘the breaks everything he touches friend’? ive done 2 of those in the last couple of weeks, poor alex’s laptop and toilet. for your own protection, dont let me near a beer fridge, a restaurant window, or an electronic helicopter.



May 7, 2005

my favouritest people

e-tears for my homies that have graduated, i love you all