i know youve been begging for it (actually just xiomara has… aka xiomart ass), so here you go, more of the darling little boy.

be prepared to go “awwww” (brief pause) “AWWWWW” (brief pause) “aw AWWWW” and so on and so forth

only 12 more days till my 35 gig download “Simpsons Season 1-15 COMPLETE” is done!! holy fuckin shit cock balls i love the internet! if you dont know what bit-torrent is, you are missing out my friend. missing out on the future.

imagine the day when the internet is so fast (ie internet2) and hard drive space so massive/affordable and piracy so rampant that you can download the 20TH_CENTURY_TELEVISION.torrent? and of course there will be a 20TH_CENTURY_MUSIC.torrent and 20TH_CENTURY_MOVIES.torrent

and then some nerd will change the world with the EVERY_CENTURY_LITERATURE.torrent

my guess: 2017

i lived with my sister for 5 months in sydney this past year, and as she was pregnant, and i was a jobless slacker, we spent a lot of time together. i made fun of how the word cunt was slipping into her everyday language as a result of all the sopranos we watched, and she made fun of my slowly receeding hair line. 5 months have passed since then, and she is back in canada visiting. cunt is now ‘the c-word’ again, and apparently, in my beloved sister’s judgement, my receeding hair line has not only stopped, but hair has actually regrown. which makes me, to the best of my knowledge, the very first human being ever to have a proceeding hairline.