this month in dewaard
our prof gave us a week extension on our 35 page essay, so the class celebrated by getting right hammered at the grad club after class, at like 4, so im all drunk and i ride my bike home in the snow: huge bail. i was almost laughing as much as the people on the sidewalk pointing and laughing at me.
we have a blood thirsty raccoon living in our attic. we once heard something else up there with it and then there was a huge scuffle, and then a lot of screeching, and then whimpering. we were pretty curious as to whether or not it actually killed something up there, and we imagined it to be a some huge rabid beast, so we had to take a look. i donned my trusty helmet, wig, and cape, and ventured up there. sioned stood by with a huge knife.
it probably couldn’t have been a cuter raccoon. we’re such morons.
all 3 of the essays im working on, plus my thesis, are about something to do with new hollywood and globalization and celebrity, so i have my own small library on my desk, its ridiculous
we went in this flip cup tourament, thinking we were all pro. turns out frat boys can flip it perfectly like every time. we didn’t win a single match. however, we did win best costume, earning back the money we spent making the costume…
on to my 3 day birthday celebration…
as great as those costumes really are, can you honestly say they compete with cutoffs and “rip 9/11″ ?
Comment by brian — November 29, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
hahaha, true true. i just got my roomate’s pics from that nite recently and had totally forgotten about that. what the hell is that written on our stomach- ahh yes… i wish we coulda entered team fuck andrew in that tourney, we mighta won a game… on intimidation alone…
Comment by andrew — November 30, 2005 @ 2:11 am
hello um whooooo is the other guy on your team? he’s HOT!
and that raccoon is soo cute, let him live in peace! give him some food even, I think.
love,
paige
Comment by Paige — November 30, 2005 @ 6:36 pm
i’ll let jill know that you think her boyfriend is hot… and actually we havent heard of the raccoon in a few days, maybe i’ll have to go on a corpse finding mission…
Comment by andrew — November 30, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
i would of worn your raccoon hunting costume to the tournament. then you coulda trash talked the fratters in the comfort of a helmet.
whens your bday? this weekend, im coming to london. yeedihedihedihaw.
thats a fun word
Comment by mister jason eano — December 1, 2005 @ 2:56 pm
it was this past monday actually… i should put some pics up from that… so umm yeah, but maybe i’ll see you this weekend.
Comment by andrew — December 1, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
there used to be a raccoon that would sit on my bathroom windowsill, and scare the shit out of me in the middle of the night.
he turned out to be really cute, and i named him andy. this is the only pic i ever managed to get:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v19/seafoodmwg/IMG_1963lj.jpg
Comment by rachel — December 3, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
they dont really deserve their reputation as scary do they, apart from their glowing devil eyes, cause they are pretty cute. a girl i used to go with (who says ‘go with’) in highschool had one as a pet as a kid, but she was also a little crazy… i dont really like dogs or cats, maybe i’ll get a pet raccoon…
thanks for stopping by rachel, are your photos for sale yet? would make good christmas gifts…
y’all should check out her photos http://www.livejournal.com/users/seafoodmwg/
Comment by andrew — December 4, 2005 @ 3:09 pm